It was good for old Achilles
Though death gave his mom the willies
She Styx-dipped him by the heelies
And that's good enough for me. {it}

I shall stay a firm agnostic
I can't do a double-crostic
I'm a fan of Barry Bostwick
And that's good enough for me. {it}

I pray to Ahura-Mazda
He's one god who sure won't pause ta
Pound some heads when given cause ta
Which is good enough for me. {it}

I can't rhyme Ahura-Mazda,
I'll praise the man who tries ta
Then I'll wait for Barak Raz ta
And that's good enough for me.

Oh the Muslims worship Allah
And obey the Ayatollah
And they can't drink alcohol-a
That's not good enough for me. {it}

Call Him God, or call him Allah
The priest will take your dollah
Easy living from your follah-
-wers, but sorry, not from me. {it}

We will all bow down to Allah
For he gave his loyal follow-
-Ers the mighty petro-dollah
And that's good enough for me.

All the warriors for Allah
Are sure to have a gala
Party time in old Valhalla
And that's good enough for me.

When Alphito gave us beer
We all raised a ringing cheer
We will surely hold it dear
As we drink up, merrily!

Amaterasu brought the light in
And love's bonds began to tighten
The whole world began to brighten
And that's good enough for me.

With the old traditions cracking
Modern Amazons are packing
What they used to be a-lacking
And they sure look good to me.

Oh you need no priests for Amon
He looks kindly upon laymen
'Course he'd much rather lay women
And he's good enough for me.

We will go to worship Amon
He will send to end a famine
Bagels, cream cheese and smoked salmon
Which is good enough for me.

Though they wrote "Star Spangled Banner"
On Anacreon's pinanner
He has such a laid-back manner
That he's good enough for me.

Anacreon's drinkin' hearty
At a never-ending party
Charter member from the start, he's
Got the seat I'd like for me.

We will hang out with Anansi
He's the spider god we fancy
And he wears eight legged pants, He's
Got enough legs there for me.

We will pray with Ankh-Sen-Amen
And we'll eat our bowls of ramen
'Cause I figure good old Amen-
-Hotep's good enough for me.

We all worship Aphrodite,
and Her sister bold Astarte,
They both throw a pretty good party,
And that's just fine with me.

We'll sing praises to Apollo
Where the Sun God leads we'll follow
Tho' his head's a little hollow
He's good enough for me.

It was good for Greek Apollo
Though his act is hard to follow
Full of lyres I cannot swallow
But it's good enough for me.

In the Temple of Apollo
All the laurel leaves we'll swallow
Then the colored trails will follow
And that's stoned enough for me.

It was good for fair Apollo
For the Sun's rays he doth follow
He'll be back again tomorrow
And that's good enough for me.

We will pray for New Age Aquarians,
And hang out in Planetariums,
Lotta um are Unitarians,
They're good enough for me.

We'll go riding with Arawn
In the dark before the dawn
Wildest Hunt that we've been on!
But it's good enough for me.

We're not crazy over Ares
For his men give us the scaries
And they kill like Christ's and Mary's,
Which ain't good enough for me.

We will -not- go worship Ares
Though his chest's a mat o' hair, he's
Down on Wogs and Pinks and Fairies
And that isn't cool, by me.

We remember Ariadne
To whom Theseus was a cad, he
Split and left her feeling badly
Good old Bacchus set her free.

It was good for lovely Artemis
Who'd like to get to the heart of us
She's glad to be a part of us
And she's good enough for me.

Asmodeus will excite us
To an orgy he'll invite us
He may have his High Priest bite us
But that's good enough for me.

We will have a mighty orgy,
In the honor of Astarte
It will be one helluva party
And it's good enough for me.

There are those who worship no gods
For they think that there are low odds
That the god-seers aren't drunk sods
But they're good enough for me. {atheist}

You can keep your Old Religion,
It's for suckers and for pigeons!
I don't buy it! Not a smidgen!
I'm an atheist, you see!

Are you waiting for the Rapture?
Superstition's got you captured!
You believe a lot of crap, sure
Isn't good enough for me. {atheist}

Are you waiting for the Rapture?
Go on, wait, and see if I care!
I'll go off and take a nap, sure
Isn't good enough for me. {atheist}

At Troy nobody was meaner
Than the Great Goddess Athena
Mopped them up with Ajax cleaner
And that's good enough for me.

If you're worshipping Athena
Then your morals must be cleaner
And your brain a little keener
And that's good enough for me.

A most vile persisten lecher
Scorned by one, set out to catch her
When his magic couldn't fetch her
Poor Atlanta turned to me.

We will worship Paul Atreides
Though he sort of lost his sight he
Got a son that's rather mighty
And a Sandworm now is he.

Azathoth is in his Chaos.
Azathoth is in his Chaos.
Now if only he don't sway us,
Then that's good enough for me.

In the church of Aphrodite,
Priestess wears a see-through nightie,
She's a mighty righteous sightie,
And she's good enough for me.

Let us worship Aphrodite.
She is beautiful but flighty,
And she doesn't wear a nightie,
But she's good enough for me.

Aphrodite in her bower
Calls her lovers by the hour
Joyful loving is her dower
And she's good enough for me.

Armageddon was the object
Of the Manhattan Project.
It was good for ol' Enrico
And it's good enough Fermi.

Asterix has got a potion
Sets testosterone in motion
Now that's quite a motion-lotion
And it's good enough for me.

We will guzzle RC Cola
When we join the Ayatollah
'Cause he ain't no Holy Rollah
And that's good enough for me. {islam}

When the blood it was a-surgin'
Aztec priests wore skins of virgins
Cause they had transvestite urgins
That ain't good enough for me.

We will go and worship Baal
For he is the Lord of All
In the fields and in the hall
He is good enough for me.

We will build Baal up an altar
In our duty we'll not falter
And we'll drink our barley malt-er
And that's drunk enough for me.

Baba Yaga's quite a witchy
Though sometimes she's a bit bitchy
And her chicken feet are itchy
And she's good enough for me.

Let us praise the Babel Fish
Let us praise the Babel Fish
For it made God but a wish
But it's good enough for me.

Let us run from the Bacchantes
For they're not your maiden Aunties
And they don't wear underpanties
But they're mad enough for me.

We will bow and worship Bacchus
And get mighty loud and racchus
Then we'll lay us down and facchus
And that's good enough for me.

We will venerate old Bacchus
Drinking beer and eating tacos
Til you've tried it please don't knock us
'Cause it's good enough for me.

When we worship Bacchus
The ethanol will sock us
We'll all get good and raucous
And that's good enough for me.

I am into Abdul Baha
He's a fella that went "Aha!"
Then he gave a mighty hollah
And that's good enough for me. {Bahai}

We will honor Baha'u'llah
He would make a World Rulah
That won't take away your moolah
And that's good enough for me. {Bahai}

Let us pray like Jim and Tammy
Buying condos in Miami
And not telling Uncle Sammy
It's good enough for me. {Baker}

Do you know what brought Balder low
His Achilles heel, mistletoe
His systems are no longer "Go"
But he's good enough for me.       

When I hear the Ban-Sidhe wailing
Sure it sets my heart a-quailing
Death behind someone is trailing
And I hope it isn't me.

Say the Baptists, "We're the only
We're the one church that's not phony
If you give us all your money
Then to Heaven you shall go!"

We will worship Ken and Barbie
And eat lunch down at Arby's
For their age, they're pretty hardy,
And they're good enough for me.

If you think that you're a Bard
Go and practice in the yard
Annoy the neighbors till you're tarred
And feathered, but don't mention me.

We'll all honor Lady Bast
'Cause her purring (while it lasts)
Keeps familiars off our ass,
And it's good enough for me...

We will worship feline Bast
Though we know she's sort of fast
Pass the mice, and raise a glass --
She's sure good enough for me.

John, Paul, George and Ringo
We will worship playing Bingo
We will listen to them sing-o
And that's good enough for me. {Beatles}

It was good for Beltane fires
Put out by lying friars
It was good for Beltane fires
And it's good for you and me.

We will walk upon ol' Bifrost
Tell ol' Heimdall that we're not lost
Ask Odin what the runes cost
And hit Loki with a pie.

St. Blooper's rather clumsy
If he hits you, you'll feel numsy
But he's got a sense of whimsy
And I -like- the S.O.B.!

Say hosannas to "Bob" Dobbs
With space aliens he hobnobs
He's the patron saint of slobs
And that's good enough for me. {subgenius}

Now there's a smokin' dude named Bob
If you're not green then you're a slob
And all the pink are left to sob
When the UFOs come to be. {subgenius}

Yes, Bob your pockets would have cleanest
If you pay him (I'm not mean(us))
You'd have to be a "subgenius"
But he's good enough for me.

Doctor Bob and ol' Bill W.
Clean from alcohol will scrub you
'Cause your Higher Power loves you
And that's good enough for me.

You don't wanna be alone with
That silly Isaac Bonewits
He's the Arch-Druid we moan with
And he's good enough for me.

It was good for Boojum-Under-the-Rock
He keeps money in his sock
Has big ears and a great big nose
And that's good enough for me.

We will raise our cups to Bragi
And we'll drink until we're groggy
And the pretzels get all soggy
But that's good enough for me.

We will go and worship Brahma
Like a Saddhu or a Lama
Clad in less than a pyjama
And that's good enough for me.

Take the Blarney Stone and pitch it
To the nuns of St. Bridget
Though they're pious, they're not frigid
And they're good enough for me.

It was good enough for Brigid
Oh, she surely isn't frigid
She sure keeps Jack's pecker rigid
And that's good enough for me

We will steal the Brisingamen
And the jewels of Ankh-Sen-Amen
Hide 'em in a bowl of ramen
And that's good enough for me.

We will watch a Bruja giggle
At a novice witch's wiggle
For you see, a Bruja's giggle
Is a Brou-ha-ha to me. {Brujaria}

Let us sing for Brujaria
Though the blood's a lot less cleaner
It's not Christian Santaria
So it's good enough for me.

We will venerate Bubastes.
We will venerate Bubastes.
If you like us then just ask us,
And that's good enough for me. {Bubastis}

We will venerate Bubastis
Cause my cat walked up and ast us
(Now the cat box is DISASTROUS!)
But it's good enough for me. {Bubastes}

If your rising sign is Aries
You'll be taken by the faeries
Meet the Buddha in Benares
Where he'll hit you with a pie.

My roommate worships Buddha.
There is no idol cuter.
Comes in copper, bronze, and pewter,
And that's good enough for me.

We will venerate the Buddha
We will venerate the Buddha
He ain't quite the Lion of Judah
But he's good enough for me.

Oh we all will follow Buddha
Oh we all will follow Buddha
And we'll eat no food but Gouda
Which is Gouda-nuff for me.

No one wrote a verse for Buddha
Though I think they really coulda
And I really think they shoulda
'Cause he's good enough for me.

We will all follow Buddha
He's one really serene dude-a
But you have to beg for food-a
And that's good enough for me.

Kill the Buddha if you meet him
And don't even stop to greet him
Stomp and kick and bite and beat him
-You're- the Buddha, don't you see?

We will read from the Cabala.
Quote the Tree of Life mandala
It won't get you in Valhalla,
Yet it's good enough for me. {Kaballah Quabalah Qabalah}

We'll do a film on Caligula
The perverted Roman rula
It will make a lot of moolah
And that's good enough for me.

We'll invoke the blessed Camber
And the Unicorn of Amber
And the wizard Deliamber
They're good enough for me.

We will pray for Ruthie Carter
That she may become much smarter
And put on a Witches' Garter
And that's good enough for me.

To the tune of Handel's "Largo"
We will hymn the gods of cargo
'Til they slap on an embargo
And that's good enough for me.

Just like Carlos Casteneda,
Just like Carlos Casteneda,
It'll get you sooner or later
And it's good enough for me.

Let us sacrifice to Chac Mol
For rain just burn some copal
Hey! There's a flood out in the hall!
And it's wet enough for me.

We will all go worship Chango
Who will make the thunder bang-o
End the drought down in Durango
Which is good enough for me.

We will pray like the Chassidim,
With the Ba'al Shem Tov to lead 'em
Martin Buber guaranteed 'em
And that's good enough for me.

Whether Low Church or it's High Church
Or it's Pie-Up-In-The-Sky Church
Come on down and visit my Church
'Cause it's good enough for me.

There are followers of Conan.
There are followers of Conan.
They're all followers of Onan
Yet they're good enough for me.

Let us read works of Confucius
As we walk thru Massachusetts
In white robes that freeze our tushes
But it's good enough for me.

We used to study old Confucius
As we sat there on our tushes
We're learning but don't push us
And thats good enough for me.

I won't worship ol' Bill Cosby
Though he's funnier than Fozzie
He is smiling just because he
Makes much money on TV!

There will be a lot of lovin'
When we're gathered in our coven.
Quit your pushin' and your shovin'
So there'll be room enough for me.

There are followers of Conan.
And you'll never hear 'em groaning
Followed Crom up to his throne(in)
And it's good enough for me.

Our Coven is a bunch
But I have a sneaking hunch
That their brains are out-to-lunch
But they're good enough for me.

We will howl with ol' Coyote
Pee on bushes, eat peyote
Then we'll roast ol' Mendes' Goatie
And that's wild enough for me.

There are those who follow Crowley
Though the stuff that he held holy
Turns your your brain to guacamole
But he's good enough for me.

It was Gerald wrote the ditty
And Al Crowley made it pretty
Ain't traditional one bitty
But it's good enough for me.

Uncle Crowley was a dreamer
At the Abbey of Thelema
But his magic is a screamer,
So it's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Crowley
With his sacraments unholy
Who smoked pot and ate some moly
And it's good enough for me.

Let us not forget St. Crowley
For he's humble, meek and holy
Kind and jolly, roly-poly,
And that's good enough for me.

When the clouds they are a-rumbling
And the thunder is a-grumbling
Then it's Crowley that you're mumbling
And it's good enough for me.

The Thelemites worship Crowley
While he's roasting very slowly
'Cause they think he's so damn holy
He don't do a thing for me.

Magick's language is so queer
Causes Crowley to appear
And to stick it in your ... ear!
That's not good enough for me.

There are those who worship Crowley
'Cause they say he rhymes with "holy"
What I say is "Holy Moley!"
"Perfect love, and ninety-three!"

When the wind is turnin' howly
And the thunder's gettin' growly
Then you know you're workin' Crowley
And he's good enough for me.

Ninety-three and forty-leven
Sixty-nine and eighty-seven
Crowley won't get you to Heaven
Ain't no good for you and me.

We are all afraid of Cthugha
Who just came in down the flue(gha)
I hope that caviar's beluga
Or we'll all be toasty treats.

There are some who worship Cthulhu
There are some who worship Cthulhu
I know I do; I hope you do
And it's good enough for me.

Let us sing to Lord Cthulhu
Don't let Lovecraft try to fool you
Or the Elder Gods WILL rule you
And that's good enough for me.

Do the rites of old Cthulhu
You and me and Mr. Sulu
Howling like a drunken Zulu
And it's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Cthulhu
Who'd eat me and who'd eat you, too;
If it's good enough for Cthulhu
Then it's good enough for me.

We will worship mighty Cthulhu
H. P. Lovecraft's big old hoodoo
(1930's fiction voodoo....)
But that's good enough for me.

And for those who follow Cthulhu
We have really got a lulu:
Drop a bomb on Honolulu!
'Cause that's good enough for you.

We will bow down to Cuchulain
He's got all the women droolin'
Tell you brother, I'm not foolin
And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Cupid
It was good enough for Cupid
His wings look kind of stupid
But that's good enough for me.

There was a time, so I've heard tell a
Fine, upstanding, strong young fella,
Gave his all to serve Cybele
And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Cybele
She brought Attis back from Hell
Though his tee-tee wasn't well
But it's good enough for me

It was good enough for Dagon
A conservative old pagan
Who still votes for Ronald Reagan;
And it's good enough for me.

We will hoist a mighty flagon
To the Glory of old Dagon
And we won't go on the wagon
Which is good enough for me.

All this Muslim hype on Allah
Is immensely hard to swallah
I myself prefer Damballah
That's good enough for me.

Now Danae was sweet as flowers,
She was into golden showers;
And that showed her Zeus's power
And that's good enough for me.

If you think that you'll be sa-ved,
If you think that you'll be sa-ved,
If you follow Mogan David,
You're not good enough for me.

Let us question Deep Thought too
Let us question Deep Thought too
'Cause the answer's Forty-Two!
And it's good enough for me.

Demeter's bees within the hive
Hum with joy to be alive
Matriarchy is no jive
And it's good enough for me.

Let us pray to our Demeter
In the fields we'll go to greet her
Then we'll grind her up and eat her
And it's good enough for me.

So you want's to be a Deva
A real Bodhisavatta
A REALLY Old Believer
And that's good enough for me.

We will sing for great Diana
Who will teach of love and honor
But you really gotta wanna,
'Cause she's tough enough for me.

Diana is a little spikey
And she is a little dyke-ey
You don't have to be a Psyche
To know that's right for me.

All the hunters start convergin'
When Diana is emergin'
It's too bad she's still a virgin
But there's still hope left for me.

In matters Dianetic
You need not get frenetic
Make your Engrams copacetic
And that's good enough for me. {Scientology}

Well Dimuzi's on vacation
He'll be back when spring awakens
There will be such recreation
There will be enough for me.

It was good for Dionysus
Till one time there came a crisis
From a rise in tavern prices
And it's good enough for me.

It was for Dionysus
Drinking red wine mixed with spices
Keeping up with all the vices,
He's good enough for me.

Let's all drink to Dionysus
Wine and women beyond prices;
He made a Maenad out of my Sis,
And that's good enough for me.

Dionysus drank his wine down
And the Bacchae stumbled all 'round
And the pirate ship went aground
And that's good enough for me.

Let us sing to old Discordia
'Cause it's sure she's never bored ya
And if she's good enough for ya
Then she's good enough for me.

Let us sing of Old Discordia
Cuz it's sure she's never bored ya
Turned the goddess's heads with flora
And she's good enough for me.

There are those who scream and holler
And get hot under the collar
For their god, Almighty Dollar,
Who is good enough for me.

Let us praise the Almighty Dollar
Let us praise the Almighty Dollar
Tele-Evangelistic holler
And it's good enough for me.

Oh, the dollar is our Saviour
If we spend Her or we save Her
She controls all our behaviour
There's not enough for me.

Oh the Dollar is the True God
Not the Sun God or the Moon God
'Cause it's my God and it's your God
And that's God enough for me.

I won't worship ol' Dormammu
To that fire-head I'll say "Damn you!"
I will worship whales named Shamu
Or the Chicken of the Sea.

It was down in Waco, Texas
When they came to arrest us
We needed britches of asbestos
That was hot enough for me. {Branch Davidian}

We will all go down to Waco
Learn religion from that flako
Then be broiled to use for tacos --
That's not good enough for me. {Branch Davidian}

We will worship like the Druids,
Dancing naked in the woods,
Drinking strange fermented fluids,
And it's good enough for me.

I'll go get my golden sickle
And I'll wear it where it tickles
It ain't used for cuttin' pickles!
And it's good enough for me.

There's this Druid who is Jewish
He is nice and sometimes foolish
"Oy vey! You don't -look- Druish!"
"Let's define our terms," says he! {Judaism}

Let us all join with the Dryads
Let us all join with the Dryads
Trees may not quite be the Triad
But they're good enough for me.

Let us all sing for the Dryad
Let us all sing for the Dryad
For Bulldozers make them may-ad
But they're good enough for me.

We will dance 'round with the Dus
Though he plays us fast and loose
He plays jokes on me and youse
But he's good enough for me.

Brother Earnest is a healer
And not QUITE a wheeler-dealer --
More a jumper and a squealer
So he's good enough for me.

Let us join the Earth Spirits
Let us join the Earth Spirits
With the Earth they will heal us
And its good enough for me.

We will watch the hula dancers
Topless Polynesian prancers
And we'll get pagan romance, sir
And go to Easter Island, free!

Let us pray like the Egyptians
Build pyramids to put our crypts in
Fill our subways with inscriptions
It's good enough for me.

We'll all be Egyptian mummies
With bandages 'round our tummies
And we'll stagger 'round like rummies
And that's good enough for me.

Let us call an Elemental
For a temporary rental
Just as long as it is gentle
It is good enough for me.

We will all worship Elvis,
He's the one with the Pelvis,
And some think he's still alive, which,
Is good enough for me.

We all worship good ol' Elvis,
Though he was kind of selfish,
He could rock and grind his pelvis
And he's good enough for me.

Roger Elwood got religion
No more sex in Science Fiction
Claims we've all got drug addiction
He ain't good enough for me.

Let us worship sweet Eninni
Let us worship sweet Eninni
In a skimpy string bikini
And that's good enough for me.

We will all bow down to Enlil
We will all bow down to Enlil
Pass your cup and get a refill
With bold Gilgamesh the brave.

To Our Lady of Ephesians
Who has taps for all secretions
We will dance like Polynesians
Which is good enough for me.

The Episcopals are sav'ed
In the Lamb's blood they are bathed
While I'm totally depraved
And it's good enough for me. {Episcopalians}

Let us do our thing for Eris
Goddess of the discord there is
Apple's golden, it's not ferrous
And that's good enough for me.

We will sing a verse for Eris
(Golden apples for the fairest!)
Though she sometimes likes to scare us
But she's good enough for me.

It was good for the goddess Eris
Who in anger would not spare us
Gave an apple for to snare us,
And that's good enough for me.

And the Brave Illuminati
Can hail Eris in a body
Though we think they're rather dotty
They're fun enough for me.

It was good enough for Eris
We'd love to have her near us
Her apple is the fairest
And she's good enough for me.

We all know the goddess Eris
She had an apple for the fairest
But we've got to learn to share, is
That good enough for you?

It was good enough for Eris-
All her followers she'd embarrass
And it's said she couldn't care less
So it's good enough for me.

Erishkigal was a vixen
But when Nergal got her mixin'
Socially, she soon was fixin'
His connubiality!

When Erzulie takes the floor-o
Her seductiveness scores Four-Oh
If she'll fool around some more-o
Then that's better still for me.

Ethyl is the female part
Of Sativa's holy art
Drink her if you've got the heart
For a holy man to be.

We give thanks to Jerry Falwell
If his Crusade we can't stall, well,
Ship him one-way to Rabaul -- well!
that's not far enough for me.

Jerry Falwell says he's sav-ed
In the lamb's blood he is bath-ed
And he thinks that I'm deprav-ed
But that doesn't bother me.

Whene'er I hear Jerry Falwell
Quite soon I don't feel at all well
Throw him down a sacrificial well
That'll be good enough for me.

It's no good for Jerry Falwell
And he don't think we're at all well
But the Great Rite's when we ball well
And that's good enough for me.

Brother Jerry is a cretin
But with all the cash he's gettin'
Lotsa folks'll be forgettin
It's the "Land of the Free!"

Let us gather in our saunas
When the spirit comes upon us
To perform the rites of Faunus
That's good enough for me.

Let us praise the Holy Fool
For he's breaking all the rules
Holds you up to ridicule,
And that's good enough for me.

Let us all use the Force
Let us all use the Force
And stay on the proper course
But it's good enough for me.

If the Force makes you a hater
Tall and black like ol' Darth Vader
And not recalled by Ralph Nader
Then you're good enough for me.

We will worship Holy Ford
Beta, Delta, Gamma, Lord
But the Alphas might get bored
A Brave New World for you and me.

We will sing of Foul the Render,
Who's got Drool Rockworm on a bender
In his cave in Kiril Threndor --
They're both too much for me.

We will worship Frey and Freya
Yao and Vesta, Lugh and Gaia
Any more? Perun and Maia!
That's still not enough for me.

St. Frieda's quite a mama
She can pinch you thru your armor
Fuck her to increase your karma
She's more than enough for three.

We will all bow down to Frith-Rah
Though he may be kind of miff-dah
(Hey, that ALMOST rhymes with Mithras)
And he's good enough for me.

There are Frogs out in the Abyss
Armed with athame and labrys
They are green and rather scabrous
But they're good enough for me.

In the halls of Frey and Freya
All the priestesses will lay ya
If you're good enough, they'll pay ya,
And that's good enough for me.

Give a hand to darlin' Freya
There's no need to ask her "May ya?"
For a necklace she will lay ya!
And that's good enough for me.

We will worship now with vigor
The goddess known as Frigga
Though there are some who don't dig her
She is good enough for me.

We will go and worship Frigga
And the men will be much bigga
And they won't have a hair-trigga
And that's good enough for me.

Drink to Fufluns, he's just fine
The Etruscan god of wine
This verse doesn't really rhyme
But it's good enough for me.

It's the Fundie Right's solution
To put Christian absolution
In the U.S. Constitution
And that don't sit well with me.

We will worship with the Fundies
With their itchy hair-shirt undies
If they don't bring "Mrs. Grundy,"
Then it's good enough for me.

Oh we'll all be Fundamental
And be Holy Testamental
And never Trancendental
And that's good enough for me.

Let us worship mighty Gaea
Listen to what she has to say-a
She'll say, "Take your trash away-a,"
And that's good enough for me.

Let's not worship old Galactus
He's more nasty than a cactus
Eating worlds takes lots of practice
He's too scary for me.

In the words of Gandalf Stormcrow
We find wisdom that we all know
When wizards war, away we go
And that's good enough for me.

St. Gerald's quite a fellow
Don't you dare to call him yelow
For he will make you bellow
So he's good enough for me.

When old Gerald got it goin'
When old Gerald got it goin'
All that hidin' turned to showin'
And that's good enough for me.

We will follow Gerald Gardner
In our faith he is our partner
All that scourgin' makes it harder
But it's good enough for me.

It was good for Gerald Gardner
Scourging is a penis hardener
Then you do it to your partner
And that's good enough for me

You may marching with your Cross go
You may marching with your Cross go
I will worship Ghu and Roscoe
'Cause they're good enough for me.

We will sing to Ronnie Ghu un-
-til they ask us what we're doin'
'Cause it's good enough for you an'
Babe, it's good enough for me.

We will worship Holy Ghu
And be faithful, good and true
Though he looks like a G-nu
He's good enough for me.

We will revelate Glaaki
Though the spiny one is wacky
You might even say, he's ... tacky
But he's good enough for me.

Well, those Christians are all humming
Cause they say their God is coming;
Our God came three times this evening;
That's good enough for me.

Lots of folks are into God
And I've often thought it odd
Do they love Him for His bod'?
Or is it ideology?

Let us praise God for creation
And he made more than one nation
Let's give Him a big ovation,
And then tell Him "Let us be!"

We will bow down to the Goddess
As she wears her Cretan bodice
And the women cry "Come prod us,"
Which is good enough for me.

We are Children of the Goddess
And the Horned One begot us
And with love the Craft they taught us
And that's good enough for me.

Come and join the celebration
Pour the Goddess a libation
You don't need initiation
And that's good enough for me.

Three Goddesses to hover
Over two eternal Lovers
And a Shadow, and some others,
Just too many gods for me.

It's the opera written for us.
We will all join in the chorus.
It's the opera about Boris
Which is Godunov for me.

We'll pay homage to Godzilla
In the Oriental thrilla
He went and stomped the whole megillah
And he's good enough for me.

We will worship great Godzilla
Or King Kong, that big gorilla
If ya don't, then they will kill ya
And that's good enough for me.

We will praise the goddess Gorgo
For a skill we would not forego
Makes the bull and ram and boar go
And it also works on me.

Govannon is a gas
And His balls are made of brass
He shoots light'ning from his ass
And that's good enough for me.

We will all bow down to Gozer
Priestess did it with that Joser
Cross the streams, and there she goes, sir
And that's good enough for me.

Where's the gong gang? I can't find it
I think Northwoods is behind it
For they've always been cymbal minded
Yet they're good enough for me.

Donal Graeme is part Maran
And the Com'yn all use "laran"
Why the hell am I still Terran?
But it's good enough for me.

I won't go into no temple
Not for Graham nor Miss Semple
No, not even for a "semple"
It ain't good enough for me.

It's no good for Billy Graham
It's no good for Billy Graham
It scares Hell out of Billy Graham
But it's good enough for me.

Then there's good ol' Brother Billy
Bringing souls in willy-nilly.
All his trips are kinda silly,
But he's good enough for me.

Let us huumm for the Great Pumpkin
Hum hm huumm hum hum huumm humhumn
From the pumpkin patch he's comin'
And it's good enough for me.

Some folks pray to the Great Spirit
Most folks just cannot get near it
So they hate it and they fear it
But it's good enough for me.

Let us pray to the Great Spirit
Let us pray to the Great Spirit
Like the Thunderbird He'll hear us
And it's good enough for me.

Be the Great Spirit devotees
On the mesa smoke peyote
'Til we think we're all Coyote
And that's good enough for me.

We will go and sing "Hosanna"
To our good ol' pal, Gautama,
He will never flim or flam ya',
And that's good enough for me.

There is room enough in Hades
For lots of criminals and shadies
And disreputable ladies,
And they're good enough for me.

We will even worship Hades
Though he dwells among the shades
He still picks up pretty ladies
And he's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Hades
Though I'm glad he didn't make us
At least, he won't try to save us
And that's good enough for me.

We will praise the gods of Hagar
At a sort of Nordic seder
Buy the sacraments from Zabar
And that's good enough for me.

Of the Old Ones, none is vaster
Even Cthulhu's not his master
I refer to the unspeakable  ------*
And that's good enough for me.
*  well, do YOU want to say it? {Hastur}

Well it's good enough for  ------*
He's a mighty kinky master
When you pray he goes much faster
And that's good enough for me.
*  well, do YOU want to say it? {Hastur}

In the temple which is Hebe's
And constructed by the Sea-Bees
She can cure the heebie-jeebies
Which is good enough for me.

There are those who when they've got E-
Normous problems that are knotty,
Just refer them to Hecate,
And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Hecate
She's trying to make a witch of me
I wish I could choose which one of three
And it's good enough for me.

We'll all worship Hecate
Though we don't know what to say
And she'll prob'ly bitch us out because this verse just doesn't rhyme.
*thunderclap* (Oh, shit....)

We will all bow to Hephaestus
As a blacksmith he will test us
'Cause his balls are pure asbestos
So he's good enough for me.

It was good for Mother Hequet
Who bought babes with lots of racket
It was good for Mother Hequet
And it's good enough for me.

Let us sing to Mother Hera,
Papa Zeus had best beware-a,
'Cause his wife's a holy terror --
That's good enough for me.

St. Hermann's got a bong
If you sniff you'll be high long
It'll make your eyes ping-pong
His dope's good enough for me.

We will go and worship Hermes
Though his staff is full of wormies
He protects us from the germies
And that's good enough for me.

Oh the ancient  goddess Herthus
From herself the earth did birth us
Were her sins so bad they're worth us?
And she's good enough for me.

In Japan they thought it neato
When they worshipped Hirohito
But that didn't sit with SEATO
So it never more will be.

We will all go worship Hoenir
Who has ears that hear by sonar
And a most impressive boner!
And that's good enough for me.

We will all do praise to Horus
In an old Egyptian chorus
If there's something in it for us
Then it's good enough for me.

Here's an invitation for us
All to go and worship Horus
Doff your clothes and join the chorus
And that's good enough for me.

L. Ron Hubbard liked precision
And he founded a religion
That has caught a lot of pigeons
And it's good enough for me.

Come and worship Huehueteotl
Sit around and chew peyotl
What a way to get totalled!
And it's good enough for me.

Oh, there's none like Huitzlipochtli
For destroyin' people tot'ly
Best to worship him remotely.
But he's good enough for me.

Well, I think that me or you do
More than any god or hoodoo
To keep us out of the doodoo
'Cause -I'm- good enough for me. {Humanism}

Gavin Ice took out his phallus
And he stuck it in the Chalice
Please don't pee, Gav, out of malice
That ain't good enough for me.

Let us note the might of Ils
With a thousand or more quills
By the light that from him spills
He is good enough for me.

We will sing of Iluvatar,
Who sent the Valar 'cross the water
To lead Morgoth to the slaughter
And that's just fine with me.

With Inanna don't try flirtin'
To your freedom she'll say "Curtain!"
'Cause she finds it most impertin-
Ent to say "She don't suit me."

We will worship like the Incas
Who were great heroic drinkas
Though the Spanish called them stinkas
Still it's good enough for me.

We will go to worship Inti
Soon around us we will all see
Cocaine being snorted freely
And that's stoned enough for me.

Let us look for the Invisible Man
Let us look for the Invisible Man
And see him if we can
And he's good enough for me.

Let us sing to Mother Isis:
She's no female Dionysus,
But she's okay in a crisis --
She's good enough for me.

Paganism's our life's spices
The old God of man entices
So just ankh if you love Isis
And that's good enough for me.

Don't forget about great Isis
She'll stand by us in a crisis
And she hasn't raised her prices
So she's good enough for me.

We will go and worship Isis
Though she won't help lower prices
We won't find someone as nice as
She; that's good enough for me.

I prayed to mighty Isis
To relieve romantic crisis
Now I've got satyriasis
Which is good enough for me.

Let us not forget ol' Isis
She will help you thru your crisis
'N make your dreams glow brightest
And that's good enough for me.

We will sing the Jug of Issek,
And of Fafhrd his chief mystic,
Though to thieving Mouser will stick,
And that's good enough for me.

Jah will come to set us free here
Jah will come to set us free here
We won't see Him but He'll be here
And that's good enough for us.

I be talkin' to da Great Jah
With me dreadlocks and me ganja
I be a Rastaman, ya,
And it's good enough for me.

We will worship Jargonatha
But although we risk his wrath-a
There won't none stand in his path-a
And that's good enough for me.

For we are the Knights of Jedi
And in us the Force is redi
Grab your sabres, throw confetti
And that's good enough for me.

It was good for old Jehovah
He had a son who was a nova
Hey there, Mithras move on ova'
A new resurrection day.

Let us worship old Jehovah
All you other gods move ovah
Cause the one God's takin' over
And it's good enough for me.

Let us celebrate Jehovah
Who created us "ab ova"
He'll be on tonight on Nova
'cause he's good enough for me.

Let's wave bye-bye to Jehovah,
'Cause his age is almost over --
Patriarchal pigs in clover
Ain't good enough for me.

Old Jehovah wants your foreskin --
So Jehovah wants your foreskin?
What good to him is one more skin?
It's good enough on me.

Jehovah's fine transcendence
And the Church's great resplendence
Pushing guilt and co-dependence
Ain't good enough for me.

I don't care about Jehover
Soon his office term is over
I would sooner worship Rover
'Cause he's good enough for me.

You could join Jehovah's Witness
Running door to door for fitness
Well if you've been blessed with quickness,
Then that's good enough for me

We will witness for Jehovah
Sell "Watchtower" ten times over
But it ain't no bed of clover
So I'm sorry; not for me.

We will finally pray to Jesus,
From our sins we hope he frees us,
Eternal life he guarantees us,
And that's good enough for me.

Let's all listen up to Jesus
He says rich folks like old Croesus
Will be damned until Hell freezes
And that don't sound good to me.

We will go and worship Jesus
Yes we will, when Hades freezes
He is full of guilt and fleases
Which ain't good enough for me.

It was good enough for Jesus
Though Paul's doctrine doesn't please us
We prefer a faith that frees us
And that's good enough for me.

Oh the Christians worship Jesus
But their sermons sure don't please us
It's a Sin each time ya sneezes
That ain't good enough for me.

And the Romans said of Jesus
"Lets kill him, he don't please us"
"But the Atheists will tease us"
And thats good enough for me

All the Christians pray to Jesus
Every Sunday on their kneeses
Then they do just what they pleases
For the rest of every week.

There are those that sing out "Amen!"
To a bastard Jewish shaman
You know who, so I won't name him
But it's good enough for me. {judaism christ}

Some guys have a circumcision
On account of their religion,
An embarrassing incision
Cut just ENOUGH from me. {judaism}

Oh the Jews prefer Jehovah
But their life is not all clover
'Cause they're hung with rules all over
But that's good enough for me. {judaism}

You can worship God Adonai
Be allowed few things to enjoy
I'd much rather be just a goy
More comfortable for me. {judaism}

We will observe Tu b'Shevat
Its a Jewish holiday that
Sounds Druidic - but don't say that!
Or the J.A.P.s will come for me. {judaism}

We will all observe the Pesach
And try not to get Tay-Sachs
For God the waters unlocked
When He set our people free! {judaism}

Others followed Rev. Jim Jones
In Guyana they found their bones
Kool-Aid mixed with cyanide stones.
That ain't good enough for me.

We will all go worship Juno
For there is one thing we do know
She did not burn Brother Bruno
Which is good enough for me.

Here is one thing that I do know
Jove's favorite is Juno
'Cause she's awfully good at -- you-know
And that's good enough for me.

Some folks worship the Kachinas
Some folks worship the Kachinas
They look like "deus ex machinas",
But they're good enough for me.

The Kachinas of the Hopi
Dance about and some act dopey
They don't leave you feelin' mopey
So they're good enough for me.

Oh my grandpa prays to Suna
And my grandma worships Luna
They've disowned me, I'm Kahuna
But that's good enough for me

Let us watch Ka.ka.pa.ull
Frolic in her swimming pool
Subjecting chaos to her rule
And that's all right with me.

It was good enough for Kali,
Though embracing her is folly.
She is quite an armful, golly!
But she's good enough for me.

We will go to worship Kali
She will help us in our folly
She'd be quite an armful, golly!
And she's good enough for me.

We will sacrifice to Kali
Though her Thugs don't act too pally
When you meet them in an alley
She's still good enough for me.

As the goddess Kali dances
With her worshippers in trances
You can learn some Hindu stances
And that's good enough for me.

I will wait till four-armed Kali
Drags me thru that lonesome valley
She's disgusting act-u-all-y
But she's good enough for me.

There are some that call it folly
When we worship Mother Kali.
She may not be very jolly
But she's good enough for me.

You can sacrifice to Kali
Even if you're no Bengali
Just by mugging in an alley
And that's good enough for me.

Kali has her vengance brewin'
Against all the evil-doin'
It was she shot J. R. Ewing!
And that's good enough for me.

We will read the Kama Sutra
The positions are quite "outre"
But as long as you're not "neutre"
Then it's good enough for me.

We will venerate the Kami
Though they don't wear no pyjommies
And they ain't got any Mommies
But they're good enough for me.

How the hell can Klono manage
Not to do himself some damage?
But with all those weird appendage-
-es he's good enough for me.

Let us meditate on koans,
both you high ones and you low'ans.
One hand clapping to and fro ons.
That's good enough for me.

Well I tried to read the Koran
Like some macho Muslim moron
But it's just too goddam borin'
Not good enough for me. {islam}

We will all recite the Koran
We will all recite the Koran
Scots can stick it in their sporran
And that's good enough for me.

Then there's ol' Koschai the Deathless
He will leave you a bit breathless
Face him with steadfastness
And it's good enough for me.

Kuan Yin, she of Potalaka,
Of sharp words is not a lacker
Best that you not be a slacker
To be good enough for her.

If a damsel wears a sari
Krishna's arts can make her tarry
Some folks say that he's too hairy
But he's good enough for me.

Hare Krishna gets a laugh on
When he sees me dressed in saffron
With my hair that's only half on
But that's good enough for me.

We will all sing Hare Krishna.
We will all sing Hare Krishna.
It's not mentioned in the Mishna
But it's good enough for me.

Hare Krishnas worship Rama
With their tamborines and drum-as
But their lifestyle is a bumm-a
That ain't good enough for me.

I was singing Hare Rama
With my friend the Dalai Lama
'Til they dumped us in the slammer
But that's good enough for me.

There's a goddess known as K'rta
She, from whom all life doth s'prta
And She won't let us get h'rta
And She's good enough for me.

When the ice is a-breaking
And the buds are a-taking
And the Lady is a-waking
It's good enough for me.

We've decided you are naughty,
If you're not of Landru's body,
Though his robes get kind of shoddy,
They're good enough for me.

That Bob Larson shrieks and hollers
Fighting demons in his callers
Save his program: SEND YOUR DOLLARS!
And that's good enough for me.

Timmy Leary we will sing to
And the things that he was into
(Well, at least it wasn't Shinto)
And that's good enough for me.

I was there when Lemminkainen
Crazed the winin' and the dinin'
And left poor old Louhi whinin'
Which was quite a sight to see!

Here's a canticle for Liebowitz
That old Jew, up there he sitz.
There just ain't that many rhymes that fitz.
But he's good enough for me. {Judaism}

Here's a canticle for Liebowitz
Up in Heaven where he sitz
Cracks his knuckles & he spitz 
And he's good enough for me.

We will all bow down to Lilith
'Cause she doeth what she willith
When she willith Lilith killith
But it's good enough for me.

I'll sing some songs to Lilith,
Not so young, and not so girlish,
and She's always PMS-ish,
but She's good enough for me.

Lilith wears a lacy nightie
And She is a little flighty
She will get you all excite-y
She's wet-dream enough for me.

We will go to worship Lilith
Grab your cup, step up and fill it
Though 'ware she don't make you spill it!
And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Loki.
If you cannot take a joke, he
Isn't quite so hokey dokey,
But he's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Loki
It was good enough for Loki
He thinks Thor's a little hokey
And he's good enough for me.

We will all go worship Loki
And he'll tell a dirty jokie
And get locked up in the pokey
But that's good enough for me.

Let us go and worship Loki
He's the old Norse god of chaos
Which is why this verse doesn't rhyme or scan --
But it's good enough for me.

Let us shout to the Goddess Lum
Let us shout to the Goddess Lum
From another world she's come
And she's good for An-a-me.

We will run the Lupercalia
With our leather paraphernalia
Substitute for genitalia;
That's not good enough for me.

Our Maiden is a virgin
But her big toes keep divergin'
And she don't need any urgin'
And that's good enough for me.

Our Maiden is a virgin
But her buttocks keep divergin'
In Greek Rites she don't need urgin'
And that's good enough for me.

Some still worship Chairman Mao
But I'll bet that Deng Xiao -
Ping will soon bring back the Dao
And that's good enough for me. {tao}

We will all follow the Dao
Never bathe, like Chairman Mao
If we could only figure out hao
It's be good enough for me. {tao}

It was good enough for Margot
It was good enough for Margot
And her book I could not forego
And it's good enough for me.

Millions Marx and Lenin follow
In the "Little Red Book" wallow
Their Party line I cannot swallow
There are better gods for me.

We will worship Karl Marx
Carry Red Flags in the parx
Only make love in the darx
And that's Marxism to me.

There are some who fall a-grinnin'
At the cult of Marx and Lenin
They kill heretics for sinnin'
And that's proof enough for me.

There are some that say its scary
When the Papists pray to Mary
Her son may be a fairy
But she's good enough for me.

Let us pray to the Virgin Mary
Let us pray to the Virgin Mary
As our Rosary we carry
And she's good enough for me.

The very first of chiromancers
Overdosed on mood-enhancers
And found his palm had all the answers
Which is good enough for me.

It was good enough for Maui
And for his communion chow he
Served up poi and long pig - Wowee!
And that's good enough for me.

We will go and worship Maui
With that Polynesian zowie
And he'll give us Maui Wowee!
And that's stoned enough for me.

Now watch out for the Mayas,
They might really try to fry ya,
Sacrifice people, not papaya's,
Just as long as it's not me.

If you plan to court Medusa
At her place in Syracusa
Take a mirror; what's the use-a
Getting stoned before your spree?

Now there was this wizard, Merlin,
Really kept the world a-twirlin'
Til he got mixed up in girlin'
But he's good enough for me.

We will ask a boon of Mimir
With the Northern Lights a-glimmer
I would not mind being slimmer
Which is good enough for me.

Let us worship Egyptian Min
Christians call our orgies "sin"
But New Morality is 'in'
And that's good enough for me.

We will sing a song of Mithras
Let us sing a song of Mithras
But there is no rhyme for Mithras!
Still he's good enough for me.

We will all be saved by Mithras
We will all be saved by Mithras
Slay the bull and play the zithras
On that resurrection day.

Oh we all will worship Mithras
Because he was born at Chrith-mas
And he doesn't know St. Dith-mas
And that's good enough for me.

Let us listen to the Prophet
Let us listen to the Prophet
Gets more tail than Andy Offut
And that's good enough for me.

We will all bow down to Moloch
We will all bow down to Moloch
'Cause his Pope is not a Polack
And that's good enough for me.

If you want to save your soul, ac-
-Cording to the priests of Moloch
You must sacrifice a Polack
And that's good enough for me.

I'll let Moloch light my fire
Of his worship I won't tire
Cheapest baby-sitter's hire....
And that's cheap enough for me.

There's the God who is a monkey
His behavior's kind of funky
And he makes a lousy bunkie
Still he is good enough for me.

I have gotten in the way-o
Walkin' with the Monster Slayer
He is worthy of a prayer
And he's good enough for me.

Oh Montezuma used to start out,
By tearing just a part out,
He could really eat your heart out,
But that's good enough for me.

We will worship Sun Myung Moon
Though we know he is a goon.
All our money he'll have soon.
And that's good enough for me.

We will pray to Reverend Moony
All our friend will think we're loony
As we sing this crazy tune-y,
He's good enough for me.

Oh the Moonies worship Moon
(Not the Goddess but the goon)
They'd eat his shit without a spoon
And that's not good enough for me.

Sun Moon's kids are kind of funny
But they stick to him like honey
He just wants their souls and money
And it's good enough for him.

That old wondrous faerie, Morgan,
Could appreciate an organ
Just as long as it was workin'
Tho' her prices weren't free.

We will worship like the Mormons
And we'll be Masonic doormen
'Round the Temples we'll be swarmin'
And that's good enough for me.

I will have a Mormon mammy
Tho' her hands are kinda clammy
They believe in polygammy
And that's wives enough for me.

We will worship with the Mormons
'Cause they're not like Martin Bormann
Into gods they'll be re-bornin'
And that's good enough for me.

We will all be Mormon-aries
Bike riding missionaries
And they never talk to fairies
And that's good enough for me.

Moroni's job is simple:
Blowin' jazz from top the Temples
Loud enough to pop your pimples,
And that's good enough for me.

If you like aggressive women
Morrigan with tricks is brimmin'
Do you groove on S&M-in'?
Then she's just the one for you.

Now the Morrigan is haughty,
And at times she's rather naughty,
But only if you're caught-y
And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Morrigan
Who will never be called a bore again
For she is the Battle Raven
And it's good enough for me.

When the Morrigu are riding
And the fell Trollwives are striding
I'm sure going into hiding!
'Cause that battle's not for me.

And we'll even sing to Moses,
Though his law's no bed of roses.
Let him pay us what he owes us --
That's good enough for me.

We will all worship the Mother
Not the womb of any other
Virgin, crone and mother
She's good enough for me.

Let's all hug our earthy Mother
There is nothing that I'd druther
She's better than any other
And that's good enough for me.

Give thanks to the Earth our Mother
Give thanks to the Earth our Mother
She'll care for us like no other
And she's good enough for me.

Of Great Murphy much is spoken
For his Law shall not be broken
It's not pretty when he's woken
Things go wrong for you and me.

Well, she raised an awful flurry
When she made the scholars worry
Thank the Gods for Margaret Murray!
She is good enough for me.

Some folks worship all of Nature
Though they love to taunt and bait her
They're just funnin', they don't hate her
And they're good enough for me.

Necronomicon? I'll buy one
Liber Eibon I'll rely on
And the Protocols of Zion
They're all good enough for me.

Necronomicon's still leading
All the others it's exceeding
But don't move your lips when reading
'Cause that isn't good for you.

We had better worship Neptune,
We had better worship Neptune,
If we don't we'll all be wet soon,
And that's good enough for me.

Oh the ancient goddess Nerthus
From herself the Earth did birth us
And I wonder: are we worth us?
But she's good enough for me.

Come and be my New Age honey
You can channel fuzzy bunnies
And we'll make a lot of money
And that's good enough for me.

We think the New World Order
Is a fire and a sword-er
And it seems to rhyme with Mordor
And that ain't too good for me.

We will all go to Nirvana
So be sure to mind your manners
Make a left turn at Savannah
And we'll see the Promised Land.

We will worship in the Northwest
Where the water is our fortress
Where the Lord and Lady know best
And that's good enough for me.

Oh my neighbor is a Buddhist
And my roommate is Voodooist
Me, I'm just a nudist,
But that's good enough for me.

Outdoor skyclad is for wierdos
Who forget about mosquitoes
And they zap you like torpedos
That ain't good enough for me.

We go skyclad for the Goddess
So we wear no shirt or bodice
And it isn't very modest
But it's good enough for me.

When we all bowed down to Nuit
There was really nothing to it
Uncle Alex made us do it
That's good enough for me.

If you follow Numerology
You must believe the truth will setcha free
Take some numbers that appeal to thee
And then multiply by three.

I will visit with Nyame
The Ashanti god of all, hey
I will bring him a salami
And we'll both sit down to tea.

We will call on Nyarlathotep
That black dude with all the makeup
Do you dare to let his name drop?
Still, he's good enough for me.

We will all team up in dyads
With the Oreads and Dryads
Succubi and Sylphs and Naiads
Cause we like variety.

We will pray to a god named Odin,
In their wooden boats go floatin'
Filled Europe with forbodin'
He's good enough for me.

When you go to worship Odin
You don't need a tie or coat on
You just slap a little woad on
So it's good enough for me.

One-eyed Odin we will follow
And in fighting we will wallow
Till we wind up in Valhallow
Which is good enough for me.

Odin is a mighty thinker
And he is a heavy drinker
With the girls he likes to tinker
So he's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Odin
Though the tremblin' got forbodin'
Then the giants finally strode in,
But it's good enough for me.

Odin is the God of Poets
Though sometimes He doesn't show it
Hope my rhymin' doesn't blow it!
'Cause He's God enough for me.

We'll all worship mighty Odin
While he's busy there decodin'
All those runes he found a floatin'
And it's good enough for me...

Madelyn Murray O'Hare hollers
Let's get God from off our dollars
God is something I can't swaller
'Cause he's got more balls than me.

In the face of Inquisition
We maintained an Opposition
And preserved the Old Tradition
And that's good enough for me.

We will worship Queen Omphale
Who drove Heracles to folly
For they dressed in drag, by golly!
I dunno if that's for me.

I'll bow down and worship Ops
'Cause we think that she is tops
Turns a lotta guys into Pops
And she's good enough for me.

Brother Oral's in his tower,
Trusting in the Lord's power
Getting richer by the hour,
Now he's got the ransom fee!

We will sing now of Organians
With their giant psychic brainians
If they'd just fix those Iranians
They'd be good enough for me.

Some folks pray to the Orishas
Though their humor can be vishas
When they grant your stupid wishas
But they're good enough for me.

It was good for old Osiris
But what I want to inquire is
Can you xerox a papyrus?
And it's good enough for me.

We will worship old Osiris
As we sit and smoke papyrus
We will prob'ly catch a virus
But it's good enough for me.

We will bow down to Osiris
At the blooming of the Iris
And he'll save us from the virus
Which is good enough for me.

When I first became a Pagan
It was daring and outragin'
Now my Circle's started agin'
But they're good enough for me.

Well, Pan's pipes got clogged last summer
And it really was a bummer
Fin'ly had to call the plumber
But it's good enough for me.

Pan and all the satyrs prayed in
Chorus when they saw a maiden
"What a great place to get laid in!"
And it's good enough for me.

And to help things get real raucous
The priests of Pan and Bacchus
Will hold a fucking contest,
And that's all right with me.

Oh we will go and worship Pan,
'Cause he just don't give a damn,
Grab a woman or a man,
And that's good enough for me.

In his dancing Pan will lead them
When his pipes call we will heed them
In truth tho, he don't need them
He's more than enough for me.

At the dancing Pan will gloat
And to yells give lusty throat --
He could really get your goat.....
But he's good enough for me.

It could be that you're a Parsi.
It could be that you're a Parsi.
Walk on by her; you'll get in free
And you're good enough for me.

And let's not forget Pelagius
Though some call him outrageous
He is pious and courageous
And he's good enough for me.

If you get too tired
And you need to get up higher
Just have Pele light your fire,
From her island in the sea.

You could try Perimel Darkling,
But unless you like aardvarkling,
Or made-up words like "persnarkling",
You'll run out of rhymes, like me.

We will bow down to Perkunas
And we'll chant old Baltic 'runos'
Save the dolphins and the tunas
And that's good enough for me.

Sweet Persephone was roaming
Through the meadows far from home 'n
Pluto grabbed her -- awful omen!
(Though it shows he has good taste...)

We won't worship like the Persians,
We'll sacrifice no virgins,
Please control your carnal urgin's,
It's good enough for me.

Oh the Philistines abound
Oh the Philistines abound
They had the biggest Baals around
And that's good enough for me.

I have got a strange religion
I will worship Walter Pidgeon
Is he sacred? Just a smidgen!
But it's good enough for me.

We will all go worship Plutus
And with riches he'll salute us
All that gold would surely suit us
And it's good enough for me.

We will play with the Pookah
It will aspect as a hookah
Or a haunted pressure-cookah
But that's good enough for me.

Praise to Popacatapetl
Just a tiny cigarette'll
Put him in terrific fettle
So he's good enough for me.

We will worship old Poseidon
And the dolphin he's a-ridin'
Though it has a scaly hide on
Still that is good enough for me.

We will worship with Poseidon
We will meet him when the tide's in
All the maidens he will ride in
Then he'll give 'em all to me.

There's that lusty old Priapus
He's just itching to unwrap us.
(He'd do more to us than tap us
And that's good enough for me.)

To Prometheus let us hark
In bringing fire, he made his mark
Or we'd be dancing in the dark
And that's not good enough for me.

Let's go for temple prostitution
It's an ancient institution
That provides a quick solution
For horniness in you and me.

Let us not forget Puck
Let us take a leaping fuck
Let us wade on through the muck
And it's good enough for me.

Bakersfield has Minstrel Puck
Who with verses shows much pluck
Though I think he'd rather ...play
But he's good enough for me.

In Pwyll's hall you will be welcome
But he's not at home too often
Spends all his time in Annwyfn
And that's good enough for me.

We will pray to the Quakers
Oft confused with the Shakers,
Of war they are not makers,
They're good enough for me.

Let us worship like the Quakers
...
...
And it's good enough for me.

Thanks to great Quetzalcoatl
And the sacred Axolotl
For the gift of chocolotl
And please pass some on to me.

Quetzalcoatl's flyin'
With the Toltec and the Mayan
And the mushrooms he's been buyin'
Are good enough for me.

And when old Quetzalcoatl
Found a virgin he could throttle
And put her heart into a bottle
It was good enough for me.

Let us praise Quetzalcoatl,
When he landed near Seattle,
Blessed the crops, but spooked the cattle,
But that's good enough for me.

We will pray to Ra and Amen
Just like old Tutankhamen,
And teach our friends embalming,
They're good enough for me.

Let us all now worship Ra
And take care of our Ka
We'll all sit round and go "Ah-h-h!"
Which is good enough for me.

We will sing the praise of Ra
And of Ammon who goes "B-a-a-a!"
And the Pharaoh's whole brou-ha-ha
Which is good enough for me.

We will sing a song of Ra
He's the god without a flaw
If his humour's rather raw,
Still he's good enough for me.

We shall drink throughout the day
And to junk food not say nay
Thru the night to Ralph we'll pray
In the toilet bowl, you see.

We will all go worship Rama
Who created quite a drama
When he rescued his sweet mama
And that's good enough for me.

Call Him God, or call him Allah
The priest will take your dollah
Easy living from -your- follah-
-wers, but sorry, -not- from me.

If you think religion's awful
And you've really had your craw full
Just be sure your acts are lawful
Or they'll -all- be after thee!

We will sing a verse for Rhiannon
Who the Celts had had a handle on
When she took their kilted men on
And she's good enough for me.

We will all go worship Rimmon
All us Pagan men and women
And our goblets will be brimmin'
And that's good enough for me.

Brother Robert's church is Crystal
But all the Bible that he's missed'll
Make you "hotter than a pistol"
But he's good enough for me.

Our High Priestess is a doll
But she's fond of alcohol
Carlo Rossi she'll extol
But she's good enough for me.

When you worship Rusto
Treat your friends with lust-o,
Pursue your faith with gusto,
And that's good enough for me.

Just like Swami Sachenanda
Just like Swami Sachenanda
Hold your breath and throw a tantra
And you're good enough for me.

Hail to Regan and to Sagan
Hail to Regan and to Sagan
I'm a San Diegan Pagan!
And it's good enough for me.

Well I'm tired of Ronald Reagan,
He's too square to be a pagan,
Let's all vote for Carl Sagan!
He's good enough for me.

We've said all we need on Sagan;
Let's move on to things more pagan
Like the politics of Dagon,
For it's been enough for me.

Let's have one verse that's Carl Sagan's
He's seen Earthmen, Martians, Vegans
But he's yet to meet us Pagans
And that's good enough for me

We have lots of fun at Samhain,
Everyone has fun at Samhain --
Except perhaps a cowan --
But that's okay by me.

It was good enough for Sappho
With her lady on her lap-o
She put Lesbos on the map-o
With her pagan poetry!

It was good enough for Sappho
With her lezbo on her lap-o
But from men she'll take no crap-o
And that's good enough for me.

There are those who worship Satan
And are just anticipatin'
Armageddon's conflagratin'
That ain't good enough for me.

Oh the Satanists worship Satan
And behave so aggravatin'
I think they need castratin'
And that's good enough for me.

I would go and worship Satan
If I could memorize verbatim
'Cause with him there ain't no fakin'
And that kinda frightens me.

I will kill an old black rooster
Show that I'm a Satan booster
He's not drawing like he uster
But he's good enough for me.

We will all go to the Black Mass
And kiss the goat on his ass
Though you think it hasn't much class
Still it's good enough for me. {satan}

There are folks who get their hate in
They go out and pray to Satan
On TV this gets a ratin'
And Geraldo says "Oh, GEE!"

It was good enough for Satan
Whom the Christians are all hatin'
But the Beast they are awaitin'
And that's good enough for me.

We will follow Satanism
And use a disgusting chrysm
Made of blood and old stale jism
And that's pretty gross for me.

We will light up to Sativa
I've got toke-weed up my sleeve, a
Trick I learned in the Yeshiva
And that's good enough for me.

Sativa is no peon
He's the head of our pantheon      
Better him than snorting freon     
'Cause that'll play hell with your nasal passages, man.        

But the True Religion's Science
Where we place our great reliance
'Cause it's laws don't take defiance
So it's good enough for me.

There are those who worship Science
And some would send 'em to the lions
Without 'em we'd have no appliance
So they're good enough for me

Oh the Christian sects they will clutch
At their dogmatic hate-crutch
I'm afraid that is just too much
Sects and violence for me.

Let us mourn Haile Selassie
As a Rasta Saint, he's passe
But as Emperor, he's classy
And that's good enough for me.

Then there's Michael Aquino
Thinks that Set is really keen-o
(Satan moved to Argentine-o
After World War Two, you see....)

Gimme that real old-time religion
Where sex ain't doled out in smidgens
And we don't sacrifice no pigeons
It's good enough for me.

Let us journey like the Shaman
Let us journey like the Shaman
To the next de-men-shan
And it's good enough for me.

Of Lord Shardik you must beware;
To please him you must swear;
'Cause enraged he's a real Bear,
He's bad enough for Mr. T.

Well, the Japanese use Shinto
There's no telling what they're into
It helps them outsell the Pinto
And that's good enough for me.

I don't really go for Shinto
It's just something I'm not into
Though I guess I could begin to
'Cause it's good enough for me.

If you come to practice Shinto
Make sure you know what they are into
You must praise each rock and lentil
But they're good enough for me.

It was good for Mother Shipton
It was good for Mother Shipton
And her herb teas sure beat Lipton
And that's good enough for me.

We will pray to the god Shiva,
the one with many sleeva's
Who destroys all disbelievers
He's good enough for me.

Let us sing one verse to Shiva
Because it made me a believer
When I saw Parvati's beaver --
It's good enough for me.

We will sacrifice to Shiva
We will sacrifice to Shiva
If you are a True Believer
Then you're good enough for me.

If you want to worship Shiva
Throw some flowers in the river
But if Shiva will deliver
Then that's good enough for me.

We will go and worship Shiva
While we're bathing in the river
It's so cold it makes me shiver
And that's good enough for me.

We will visit with the Sidhe   
And we'll drink until we're giddy
Leave behind Gordon Liddy
Which is good enough for me.
[don't blame me for the pronunciation]

Said the Sidhe to their new war-duke
"You must quell Balor, that fierce gook;
"Just remember -- USE THE FORCE, LUGH!
"You'll be good enough for us!"

We will party with the Sidhe
For a hundred years or three
And get duct-taped to a tree
And that's good enough for me.

We will worship with the Sioux
Use the bushes for a loo
And scalp Gen'ral Custer too,
And that's good enough for me.

We will all be Contrary
Walk backwards, and we'll marry
A Sioux "winkte" (that's a fairy!)
And that's good enough for me.

I'll arise at early morning,
When my Lord gives me the warning,
That the Solar Age is dawning,
He's good enough for me.

Oh, our Spirits will awaken
Oh, our Spirits will awaken
Watch the Universe a-quakin'
Which is Gurdijeff to me.

Oh the Trekkies worship Spock
To the movies they will flock
Girls as baldy as a crock
That's not good enough for me.

If your god of choice is Squat
Well then trendy, man, you're not,
But you'll get a parking spot,
And that's good enough for me.

A man of wisdom is the Sufi
Of the truth he has no proof, he
Just spins 'round until he's goofy
He's good enough for me.

We will dance unto the Sun
Pull weights stuck thru our buns
Yank 'em out at a dead run
And that's pain enough for me.

There's an Ibis-headed cutie,
Keeplng records is his duty,
And his name's Tahuti-Frutti --
That's good enough for me.

This old Cosmos needs the Grace in
God and Goddess for creation
Take them both in combination
And you have the true T'ai Ch'i!

We will go and weep for Tammuz
And we'll laugh at Springtime's promise
And a few then will be mommas
Which is good enough for me.

We'll all follow Tanna Hanna
Celebrate Solistice in her manna
Let her be our menu planna
That's good enough for me.

We will all practice tantra
Groans and grunts will be our mantra
There's nothing that you can't'a
It's good enough for me.

We will go to practice Tantra
Don't forget to say your mantra
You don't need to wear no pants, nah-
And that's good enough for me.

Thoth (or should we say Tehuti?)
Thinks that scholarship's our duty
Though he's more than somewhat snooty
That is good enough for me.

We will go down to the temple,
Sit on mats woven of hemp(le),
Try to set a good exemple,
And that's good enough for me.

We will go and worship Thor
He makes all the women sore
But they soon come back for more
And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Thor
I can hear his thunder roar
Or maybe it's his snore
But it's good enough for me.

Good old Thor's the god of thunder
Really helps us get our plunder
Though his head's still truly dunder
He is good enough for me.

Now Thor, he's armed with Mjollnir
Why choose that, I've no idear
He should oughta use a spear
but a hammer's fine by me.

We'll all worship Thor the Thunderer
So he doesn't make a blunder
When he RIPS the clouds asunder
And it's good enough for me...

We will go to Utgard Castle
We'll watch Thor and Elli wrassle
Thor will have a lot of hassle
But he's god enough for me.

It was good for Thor and Odin
It was good for Thor and Odin
Grab an axe and get your woad on
And it's good enough for me.

You can dance and wave the thyrsos
And sing lots of rowdy verses
Till the neighbors holler curses,
And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Tiamat
Down in Babylon where she was at
Although her chest was kinda flat
She was still the dragon in the Sea.

Oh my name is Torquemada
I burn Lutherans in Grenada
It's all for the Holy Fadda
And it's good enough for me.

We will praise the god Toutatis
When the Pagan frenzy's got us
Till we strain our epiglottis
And that's good enough for me.

We will praise the wily Trickster
Who of talents is a mixture
And is famous as a prickster
And that's good enough for me.

Do you see the great God Tyr?
He's the one with that huge spear,
And with Fenrir's tooth-marks here
And I'm glad they're not in me.

In the sky I hear a hummin'
It's the UFO's a-comin'
That's not banjos that they're strummin
But it's good enough for me.

If you pray to Old Uranus
Then your crime is truly heinous
You can stick it in your songbook
'Cause it's good enough for me.

It was good for old Darth Vader
It was good for old Darth Vader
He'll be back a little later
And he's good enough for me.

Michael Valentine is grokking
Clothing usage he's a-topping
"Thou art God" the phrase he's dropping
And I'm good enough for me.

Let us sing of Michael Valentine
That old Martian Smith is mighty fine --
He's a stranger in a strange land: Mine!
But he's good enough for me.

We will drive up to Valhalla
Riding Beetles, not Impalas
Singing "Deutschland Uber Alles"
And that's good enough for me.

I hear Valkyries a-comin
In the air their song is coming
They forgot the words; they're humming
Yet they're good enough for me.

I remember Vainomoinen
Chasing Winter on that mornin'
As the Spring came finally dawnin'
And that was good enough for me.

We'll all study the Vedanta
We'll all study the Vedanta
It's no good for sharks and mantas
But it's good enough for me.

We will go and worship Veles
All us Pagan gals and fellows
And we'll Czech out what he'll sell us
And that's good enough for me.

There's that bathing beauty, Venus --
She'd just love to lay between us.
(There's two ways to take a penis --
Both good enough for me.)

Shall we sing a verse for Venus,
Of the Gods she is the meanest,
Cause she bit me on my...elbow!
And it's good enough for me.

We went off to worship Venus
By the Gods! You should have seen us!
Now the Clinic has to screen us...
But that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Venus
She'd have sighed if she'd of seen us
Letting morals come between us
And she's good enough for me.

We will sing our staves to Venus
We will sing our staves to Venus
Though I think this rhyme is henious
But it's good enough for me.

We will all bow down to Venus
As we dance upon Mt. Zenos
We will worship with our....voice
And that's good enough for me.

If you think these verses floor us
Then just write another chorus
Just as long as you don't bore us
Then it's good enough for me.

We will all go worship Vesta
For her cooking is the best a'
All the food at the fiesta
Which is good enough for me.

You can keep your saints and Halos
Myrrh and frankincense and aloes
Let's toss virgins in volcanoes
And that's good enough for me.

Though J.C.'s into fish, too,
He's an avatar of Vishnu
So he is welcome here, too,
And that's good enough for me.

There are those who practise Voodoo,
You know I do, I know you do,
And between us we know who do,
And that's good enough for me.

There are people into voodoo
Africa has raised a hoodoo
Just one little doll will do you
And it's good enough for me.

If you're really into dancing
And you wanna try some trancing
Then the Voodoo gods are prancing
And that's good enough for me.

Do we do a voodoo hoodoo?
He do, she do, I do, you do!
Stickin' pins in voodoo doodoo
Doo wah diddy just for me.

St. Waldo is a were
Call on him if you dare
He may come on as a bear
And he's good enough for me.

We'll do dances to bring water
Prepare animals for slaughter
Sacrifice our sons and daughters
And it's good enough for me.

Oh the Welsh gods, YOU announce 'em
Asking my gods to renounce 'em
But our gods, I can't pronounce 'em
Being tongue-tied's not for me.

Wrap your sacrifice in wicker
It will make the flames burn quicker
Though the smell makes some folks sicker
It's still good enough for me.

When the Wild Hunt fills the evening
With a howling and a screaming
How the Lady's eyes are gleaming
And that's where I wanna be.

Robert Wilson keeps on bookin'
For his titles I keep lookin'
He always knows what's cookin'
But don't take him seriously!

We are children of the Wicca
And although we may bicker
Our loving is much quicker
And that's good enough for me.

With your trusty old athame
You can blast a double whammy --
Or slice and dice salami --
That's good enough for me.

I inherited from Mommy
I inherited from Mommy
My big, black, switch-blade athame
And it's ba-a-a-d enough for me.

Oh they say its knife and chalice
But we know its quim and phallus
In the woods or in the palace
And that's good enough for me.

It was good enough for granny
She could cast a double whammy
That would knock you on your fanny
So it's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Grannie
It was good enough for Grannie
It was good enough for Grannie
And she taught it all to me.

They say that Wicca makes you fertile
As a horny little turtle
And your glands they all will spurt'l
And that's good enough for me.

Some are self-initiated
Tending to be addle-pated
If their rituals are X-rated
That ain't Wicca, don't you see!

Always be polite to witches
Always be polite to witches
If you cross them they are bitches
And they throw some nasty spells.

When a witch says "wackawacka"
You must kiss her "smackasmacka"
And recieve one "backabacka"
And that's good enough for me.

Those Evangelists all say
They possess the one true way
I'll take Wicca any day
And that's good enough for me.

Perfect love and perfect trust
We shall rise up from the dust
And become the upper crust
And that's good enough for me.

We will worship with the witches
'Cause we're rowdy sons-of-bitches
And they scratch us where it itches
And that's good enough for me.

When the full Moon's in the sky
And the Witching Hour is nigh
Flying ointment we'll apply
And that's very good for me.

Meeting at the Witching Hour
By the Bud, and Branch and Flower
Folks are raising up the Power
And that's where I want to be!

We will worship like the Wookiee
'Cause he gets a lot of nookie
Thinks the Death Star's just a cookie
And that's good enough for me.

We will worship Xipe-Totec
Though it is a little low-tech
It is not a bit erotec
But it's good enough for me.

We will worship Xochipilli
Though it might be a bit silly
Running naked makes me chilly
But it's good enough for me.

We will sing for Yama-Dharma
At our revels on the farm-a
Though it messes up our karma
It's good enough for me.

All the Chinese pray to Yao
For he showed the farmers hao
And there's bumper harvests nao
Which is good enough for me.

There's the Russian god Yarilo
As a love-god he's a thrill-o
When he comes there is no chill-o
And he sounds a lot like me.

Next to Yao, they worship Yu
He built roads and bridges tu
And canals -- there's quite a few --
And that's good enough for me.

We will even worship Yoda
Who is small as an iota
But fulfills his Jedi quota
Which is good enough for me.

It sure suited old Yondalla,
Mother God to hobbit fallah,
Whose furry toes were colored yallah,
And it's good enough for me."

We will sacrifice to Yuggoth
We will sacrifice to Yuggoth
Burn a candle for Yog-Sothoth
And the Goat with a thousand young.

When the blizzard is a-whirling
And the Yule log is a-burning
And the Sun God is returning
It is good enough for me.

We will follow Zarathustra,
Zarathustra like we use to,
I'm a Zarathustra booster,
And he's good enough for me.

The late return of the Prophet Zarquon
Caused his followers to hearken
As the Universe went dark on
All of you and me.

It was good enough for Tim Zell
It was good enough for Tim Zell
With that beard he'll never freeze, well
And that's good enough for me.

I am darn confused by Zen
It seems way beyond my ken
Could you say it all again
Somewhat clearer so I'll see?

We will worship like Zen Druids
In their non-existant wooids
Don't try to think, just dooid!
And it's good enough for me.

We will pray to Father Zeus
In his temple we'll hang loose
Eating roast beef au jus,
And that's good enough for me.

We will go to worship Zeus
Though his morals are quite loose
He gave Leda quite a goose
And he's good enough for me.

We've neglected Father Zeus
Though it seems a bit obtuse
We think more of Mother Goose
But he's good enough for me.

Don't neglect that shrine of Zeus's
Though he's lost his vital juices
The old boy still has his uses
And he's good enough for me.

It was good enough for Zoaster
That peacock proud old boaster
Who could light up like a toaster
And it's good enough for me.

We will sing with Zoroaster
That little Persian bastar'
She looked good, and so he ast her
And that's good enough for me.

We'll all worship mighty Zuul...
On second thought, let's not.

There is no verse about Zarf. Sorry.

[Bob Dobbs: see also "Church of the <a href="otr?q=subgenius">Subgenius</a>"]

[Buddhism: see "<a href="otr?q=buddha">Buddha</a>"]

[Ctulu, Ktulu, Cthulu, Kthulu, Kthulhu: see "<a href="otr?q=cthulhu">Cthulhu</a>"]

[Eris, Discordia: see also "<a href="otr?q=discordia">Discordia</a>" and "<a href="otr?q=eris">Eris</a>"]

[Islam, Moslem: see also "<a href="otr?q=allah">Allah</a>"]

[Jesus, Christ: see also "<a href="otr?q=christ">Christ</a>" and "<a href="otr?q=jesus">Jesus</a>"]

[Jews, Jewish: see also "<a href="otr?q=judaism">Judaism</a>"]

[Koresh: see "Branch <a href="otr?q=davidian">Davidian</a>"]

[Lucifer: see "<a href="otr?q=satan">Satan</a>"]

[Unification: see "Reverend <a href="otr?q=moon">Moon</a>"]

[Witchcraft: see also "<a href="otr?q=wicca">Wicca</a>", "<a href="otr?q=witch">Witch</a>"]

[Computers: I have elected not to include computers and 
computer-related terms in this database.]